Top 100 Hard Rock Groups: #8 Van Halen

Ok, I got my baggiest windbreaker on- check; zipper is all the way up for full camouflage coverage- check; subject has been located and is in proper angle position for insertion- check; exit point is free and clear of any possible threat- check; cashier is assisting customer two isles down- check; IT’S GO TIME! (Read my full review of Van Halen HERE!)